REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER
May 24, 2014
…..Last week, when the first gay football player got chosen in the NFL Draft, a player named Don Jones tweeted, ‘OMG. Horrible.’ As is his right, under the asshole clause in the constitution. But the Dolphins fined him and threw him off the team until he underwent sensitivity training, which is when they calmly sit you down and then pin your eyes open like in A Clockwork Orange and make you watch the Bravo channel for 24 hours straight. I mean 24 hours gay.
I mean, when you hear the Duck Dynasty guy going off on homosexuality, like he did again this week, why even listen? What do you think he was going to say, the Tonys are nothing without Neil Patrick Harris? Folks, we had a televised celebrated interracial gay kiss during the NFL Draft. The culture war is over, and we won!
I predict in 5 years, the NFL will be completely gay. Which is why it was so unnecessary for so many to type ‘what a jerk Don Jones is.’ Take that Freedom Riders and abolitionists, I’m the real hero, I’m hitting send!
Oh, give this kid a minute to get enlightened. He’s 24. Think how stupid you were when you were 24. Okay, now add football.
A few weeks ago, the CEO of Mozilla was forced to resign because it was revealed in 2008, he supported Prop 8, California’s ban on gay marriage. A bad law, yes, but 52% of Californians voted for it. Did they have to resign? Obama was against gay marriage in 2008, does he have to resign? Hillary came around just last year, can she be president?
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